Ashley P Posted February 6, 2023 Author Share Posted February 6, 2023 (edited) Laugh at me. After thousands of phone calls with customers.....I was explaining to a woman that her car's codes could have been caused by the loose battery terminals. I told her every test showed good, but ..."only time will tell if indeed that fixed it, so you're the test-ee. Uh, that's not a good word. Uh, you'll have to tell me if that doesn't fix it." DOH! Edited February 6, 2023 by Ashley P 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ashley P Posted April 15, 2023 Author Share Posted April 15, 2023 So I've got some land I rent for farming. The USDA has been sending me a "census of agriculture" form to fill out. "Your response is required by law" it claims. I've thrown a few in the trash. The last notice got put into its envelope with a Sharpie written paper that says "This note identifies as a response". Jeffery Epstein didn't hang himself and I don't intend to either. Just sayin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstrpth Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 On 4/14/2023 at 8:08 PM, Ashley P said: So I've got some land I rent for farming. The USDA has been sending me a "census of agriculture" form to fill out. "Your response is required by law" it claims. I've thrown a few in the trash. The last notice got put into its envelope with a Sharpie written paper that says "This note identifies as a response". Jeffery Epstein didn't hang himself and I don't intend to either. Just sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley P Posted April 24, 2023 Author Share Posted April 24, 2023 Would you laugh if you knew that the project manager of a HUGE (several million/year/several years) government project pumped the wrong fuel into his vehicle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley P Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 Have you seen any vids of feminists saying men are useless/inferior, then the man points out how men have provided X,Y, and Z to allow her to make that claim? At a campfire at my house I was roasting a marsh mellow when a single mom came up and said "I'll show you how to roast a marsh mellow." I guess I've seen too many of those vids 'cause I replied "I grew the tree. I cut down the tree. I cut it into firewood. I piled it up. I started the fire. Sure, show me how to roast a marsh mellow." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley P Posted May 1, 2023 Author Share Posted May 1, 2023 See tee shirt design. See fitment type order choices. Laugh. https://www.amazon.com/There-More-than-Genders-Shirt/dp/B07D5SG9JK?customId=B0753779S4&customizationToken=MC_Assembly_1%23B0753779S4&th=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 Comments do not disappoint. Almost worth ordering one just to leave a review. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley P Posted May 11, 2023 Author Share Posted May 11, 2023 "Rambo" type bullet proof soldiers are so fake. Unless it happened. Comment section is the funny part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYSbC3uUF0k 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley P Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 Make Asylums Great Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley P Posted June 1, 2023 Author Share Posted June 1, 2023 The Secret Service let that nearly lethal handshake get through their defenses! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley P Posted June 6, 2023 Author Share Posted June 6, 2023 I thought trolls were little and ugly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley P Posted July 9, 2023 Author Share Posted July 9, 2023 Just a friendly reminder....Don't do drugs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ashley P Posted August 22, 2023 Author Share Posted August 22, 2023 Me and the wifey were driving around in last week's awesome weather. I made a short detour to see if a property still had a military trailer on it, but to my HUGE surprise it had a half track also! I stopped and stared and told my wife to take a pic of it. She just sat there. I repeated. She sat there. I said "if you don't take a picture of that half track I'm gonna divorce you." With optimistic eyebrows she asked "Is that all it takes?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley P Posted September 26, 2023 Author Share Posted September 26, 2023 The wife told me our three youngest were at a playground climbing monkey bars when another boy their age (7?) joined them. He couldn't even hang on the the bar. He was amazed at how fast my kids ran. He had some sorta "device" and asked my son who is 7 going on 45 "do you play minecraft?" With almost an eyeroll attitude: "No. I play outside." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstrpth Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 On 9/26/2023 at 2:48 PM, Ashley P said: The wife told me our three youngest were at a playground climbing monkey bars when another boy their age (7?) joined them. He couldn't even hang on the the bar. He was amazed at how fast my kids ran. He had some sorta "device" and asked my son who is 7 going on 45 "do you play minecraft?" With almost an eyeroll attitude: "No. I play outside." I think there's a balance there. My son(12) plays fortnite but can also start a fire and cook his own meal. We have strict time limits for electronics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstrpth Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 His childhood hasn't been normal either . At 9 he learned how to dig a hole with a dingo. I eventually forgot about that hole and almost rolled a skid steer over in it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ashley P Posted October 24, 2023 Author Share Posted October 24, 2023 When you bring a one ton diesel to autocross..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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